Nothing
like a Ford Truck.
New Truck built by a
company we didn't bail out...
I
bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure-- it runs
on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I
returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the
radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio
was voice activated.
"Nelson",the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
" Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven",I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles",I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
"Nelson",the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
" Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven",I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles",I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, "Ass Hole!"
Immediately
the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President
of the United States
."
Damn I love this truck....
Damn I love this truck....
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